What is with Jimmy Clausen's hair? I mean for real! It's like a phenomenon of epic gay awesome hair. I think Jimmy says to himself.. "hey I am so ugly.. It really doesn't matter what my hair looks like." When I was watching the Irish play on Saturday I couldn't help but laugh out loud every time I saw him with his helmet off our saw his profile picture. Even one friend point and said "D-BAG!"
I then shook my head and agreed... That's the word.. D-bag. Lets take a look at the Jimmy D hair secrets that we have the pleasure of seeing.

The "I am actually trying to look good" Hair



Jimmy says not much done here. Just go be you're self and look natural. No product or anything. Before The Irish got into the Jimmy so to speak.

The"Look tough hair"



Not much changes from the "looking good" hair but a bit more "puffed out". Still no product. Jimmy Just combs out all his thin horse like hair, so it puffs out and makes him look bigger... Like Animals in the wild.

The Famous "Emu WTF Spike".





We all know this one. It's famous! This when we Jimmy took the D-bagness(yeah I can make up words) to a whole another level. For this d-bag/WTF cut Jimmy uses LOTS of Product! Like so much you're hands get all gross and no matter what you do it won't wash off. He uses a whole bottle of "Spike Guido Gel" to get it just right and then finishes it off with some hair spray.

The "Nash"






So now that brings us up to speed and why my friend pointed and said "D-Bag!".. It's the.. NASH! Made famous by Steve Nash the great NBA point guard. It's very easy. Just grow you're hair out and never touch it! The only thing you do is comb it 300 strokes. Don't even wash it. Look like big foot, grow a peach beard to help aid the hair and make it even more D-bagish(more made up words).

Steve Nash got away with it because he's Canadian but Jimmy who is even uglier then Steve Nash can't... You look like a D-Bag(the word of the day) Jimmy. Just Shave the head and we all can go home happy. I hope Tim Jamison tackles you by that Hanna Montana hair you have coming out of the back of you're helmet.

If Jimmy has anymore new hair styles or tips check back here for the latest.

Maybe next we will hit on... Is Jimmy "a Gay?".



Did He hook up with Brady Quinn and learn the play book?